Der Shcattenmann

1.5M ratings
277k ratings

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
jadeitor-art
mardinofchatzuk:
““You don’t think it’s a little… perforated?”
“Doesn’t that make it nice and lightweight?”
“Well, yes, but it’s not like any shell is going to actually weigh me down.”
“Really? You could wear a shell made of rocks? Or lead?”
“I...
mardinofchatzuk

“You don’t think it’s a little… perforated?”

“Doesn’t that make it nice and lightweight?”

“Well, yes, but it’s not like any shell is going to actually weigh me down.”

“Really? You could wear a shell made of rocks? Or lead?”

“I suppose so, not that it would do much good…”

“What about something really heavy? Like… how heavy could you go?”

“Are you asking how much I can lift?”

“Yeah, guess I am.”

“Isn’t that considered a form of challenge?”

“Only among Titans.”

(Propulsive Heart Shell w/ Metallic Sunrise)

starlightson
shaydee604

This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music

alskgirl

holy shit

punch-a-your-buns

whenever I’m feeling sad I just watch this video.

prozacmorning

I was not expecting that level of choreography or that they would actually know the words.  This is awesome.

hailingfrequencies

was not expecting that handstand jfc

annoyedmccoy

im crying actual tears this is sheer beauty

especially because bc im indian and indian people dance like this as well

they truly captured the essence of our culture im laughing so hard

annoyedmccoy

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE TUMBLR KNEW THAT THERE IS A PART 2

jurassicbarnes

as an Indian who appreciates this kind of promotion of Daler Mehndi’s “tunak tunak tun”, i have to reblog this

lesshumanmoretimelord
good-queen-glitter

Donna Noble was a female character who:

-was in her early forties but didn’t have her life all together yet

-didn’t have a perfect Hollywood figure but nobody made a joke about her weight (to my knowledge)

-super funny and empathetic

-doubted her capabilities at first but learned to trust herself

-wanted to go on crazy space adventures but simultaneously wanted to get married and have a family and she was never derided for wanting both

-had a rich platonic relationship with the Doctor

-Appreciate Donna Noble

image

Originally posted by whovian-on-ice

calcdad
unbreakable-onyx

A lot of gays think that being masc and having a beard means you’re dull and have no personality but the fem gays have the same issue. Constantly yelling drag quotes and yelling “yaaaas” all day makes you just as intolerable to the tops y’all beg to solve your daddy issues.

unbreakable-onyx

image
unbreakable-onyx

image